Interested In Expert Networks?

Are you getting information that is 3 to 4 months (maybe even a full year) in advance of the general public? Then you may be a member of a so-called “Expert Network”.


The Expert Network questionnaire (score 1 for yes, 0 for no):

Does your network host require that “you not email me from your place of employment?”
Does your network host say, “If you must email me from your place of employment you must use Secure Socket Layer encrypted browsing?”
Does your network host say that, “the same rules we apply to your employer also apply to your lawyer?”
Does your network host provide you with PGP keys that were generated by FIPS 140-1 compliant tokens?
Did you need a “Guide to Defeating Sovereign Censorware” to enable you to stream information beyond your country borders?
Do you need OTR messaging services?



SUBTOTAL: If you scored 4 or more, you are a member of an expert network.


IDIOT OFFSET: If your score is 4 or more, subtract 6 if you failed to capitalize financially on this information.



SCORING:

<0 see Punk
1 to 3 see Sweet Kid
4 or more see Veterano