PeakBook goes public -- What's in a name?

Dear Readers,
I enjoyed your creativity with Mark to Market.  Most notable additions were Mark to Mother and Mark to Manure.  I just can't resist opening up a new chapter on this year's "epic fail" which is the launch of FACEBOOK managing to net 23 cents per share gain (0.6%) after the underwriters pumped nearly $2Billion in end of day trades just to keep this puppy from closing at a loss.

So here we go... tell me your favorites and add to the list!  Obviously this company was completely mis-named:

Fadebook

Fecalbook

FadBook

FailBook

FaintBook

FakeBook

FallBook

FalseBook

FarceBook

FardBook

FartBook

FearBook

FaceBad

FaceBomb

FaceBilk

FaceBale

FaceBalk

FaceBank

FaceBarf

FaceBark

FaceBarn

FaceBash

FaceBask

FaceBong

FaceBoom

FaceBust

FaceBoot

FaceBore