When speaking of the next "bubble"
"Little pieces of paper are the next big thing," speculator Joanna Nadir, of Falls Church, VA said. "Just keep telling yourself that. If enough people can be talked into thinking it's legitimate, it will become temporarily true."
"America needs another bubble," said Chicago investor Bob Taiken. "At this point, bubbles are the only thing keeping us afloat."
When speaking of American rights:
"Every American family deserves a false sense of security." said Chris Reppto, a risk analyst for Citigroup in New York.
When speaking of the basis of our economy:
"The U.S. economy cannot survive on sound investments alone," said investment banker Greg Carlisle of the New York firm Carlisle, Shaloe & Graves.
"What America needs right now is not more talk and long-term strategy, but a concrete way to create more imaginary wealth in the very immediate future," said Thomas Jenkins, CFO of the Boston-area Jenkins Financial Group. "We are in a crisis, and that crisis demands an unviable short-term solution."
Legal opinions on these matters from Alfred Dewey, esq are forthcoming. And his partners Cheetham and Howe vacationing in war torn Greece were unavailable for comment.
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